I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHITI need this on my blog again.
Hermione hitting Ron…FFFFF
I can’t even. LOL
Tears would be the word I would use. tears.
It’s a fucking miracle I didn’t wake my roommate up. Oh my god I almost peed myself. XD
oh. my. gosh. ASPARAGUS!!!!! Hey guys… i’m back…
this has made my entire day. Probably my entire life. Omg this is Godly.
EVERYON MUST REBLOG because this is so fucking awesome
lik what the actual fuck?
Amazon Prime Air is a delivery system Amazon Inc. plans to implement into their service by the year 2015. Small packages purchased through Amazon.com will be shipped to the buyer via air drone in as little as 30 minutes.
dude but you know you couldn’t ship those things down south cause you’d have yo cousins shootin those motherfuckers and stealin the shit inside
i dont get this picture
obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe
wearing a condom is a lot like using a coaster
all it takes is one time
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL